When Alex stepped into the apartment, suitcase forcibly
bumped over the strip of metal at the front door, he immediately noticed three
things.
The first was that even though it was rapidly growing dark
outside, there still weren’t any visible lights peeking out from any corners of
the complex.
The second was that the living room, kitchen, and hallway
looked suspiciously like how it was a month and half before, when he was
leaving for his trip.
The third was that a certain messy, bleached bed-head with
sloppy, loose, crinkled clothing and crimson, thick rimmed glasses was nowhere
to be heard, much less seen.
Raising an eyebrow curiously, he shut the door, slid his
shoes off, and began to stride towards the furthest bedroom in the back,
leaving his suitcase unattended by entrance. He approached a plain dark blue
wooden door, and slowly opened it, creaking noises filling the silence.
It was all dark, excluding the soft blue, green, and yellow, flashing glows
that came from the laptop sitting on the carpet in front of a messy body. He
could feel his annoyance rapidly rising at this sight.
With a twitch of his eye, Alex mercilessly flicked on all the
lights to bathe the room in a sharp golden brightness, earning a quiet hiss
from the unmoving pile on the floor. The aforementioned lump turned out to be a
lanky person with fluffy pale yellow hair that stuck up at random angles, a
plain highlighter-yellow shirt wrinkled and riding up to show an extremely pale
stomach matching the pale arms and the pale legs that showed from under the
baggy basketball shorts. The person was twisted into a strange position that
looked quite uncomfortable; something similar to an ungodly cross between a
curled up snake and the arched curve a stretching cat has. The images continued
flashing on the computer screen as the apparently alive person blearily blinked
up at Alex behind red framed lenses.
Alex just stood at the door, arms crossed, exuding an air of
irritation as olive eyes stared, slowly flashing from confusion to recognition.
The pile spoke, exclaiming, “Oh! You’re back!”
Alex’s eye twitched again, grinding out, “Yes I’m back,
Dennis. Mind explaining?”
The boy, Dennis, clambered into a sort-of-sitting position
with stiff muscles, before looking up at Alex with a wonder filled tilt of his
head, asking, “Explain what?”
Fists clenched, and something seemed to crack into two as
the cloud of smothered anger around Alex finally broke.
He stomped up to loom over Dennis, jabbing a finger into the
blonde’s forehead, shouting, “The apartment looks like it’s been uninhabited
this entire time! Did you even leave your room the seven weeks I was gone?!”
Cringing a bit, Dennis muttered back hesitantly, “….Not….really?”
This fueled the other brunette’s rage even more as he began
ranting.
“You have got to be kidding
me!!! Do you really have no
survival skills at all? I can’t believe it! You’re like a kid. Do I really have to take care of you for the rest of your
life? I feel sorry for whoever marries you! You’re lucky you get paid for
sitting around all the time! Did you even
eat?! Why do I always have to be the one to clean the apartment?!?! I can’t believe it why are you such a stupid
idiot you idiot!!!!”
He had begun throwing his arms around to exaggerate his
points while pacing in agitation as Dennis sat cowering next to his laptop.
Pausing to catch his breath, Alex swung around to glare at
Dennis with flashing brown eyes. Said victim winced.
“I’m sorry Alex….I just didn’t see a point….”
“What do you mean
there’s no point?!?!?! Do you not know humans need to eat and exercise and
sleep to survive?!?!?!! Idiot!!!”
Dennis curled up into a ball, hiding his face in his knees
before murmuring, “I did eat what you left in the fridge before you left….”
Huffing loudly, Alex put his hands on his hips, retorting, “That
was only two week’s worth of food stupid. Why didn’t you order take out?”
There was an awkward silence as Alex calmed down and Dennis
buried his face even further into his knees, the back of his neck slowly
turning red, the heat spreading to his ears.
Calmer now, Alex kneeled down to sit cross-legged in front
of Dennis, waiting for an answer.
Eventually, Dennis managed to meekly shove out, “I ended up
getting to embarrassed so I would hang up.”
Now it was Alex’s turn to stare at the blushing male in
bewilderment. The clock on the left wall ticked on, before the weary traveler began
to chuckle. Dennis peeked up to look at his now guffawing flat-mate, and weakly
glared, flustered.
“Stop! It’s not that
funny! Socializing is hard!!!”
“Ahhhah!!! That-hah-
that wasn’t even socializing!!! That was just- ahhahah!!-talking over a phone
to order food!!!”
By now Dennis was red like a fresh, ripe strawberry, and
Alex was gasping for air as he rolled around on the carpet in laughter.
“Ahhhhh, my stomach hurts hahhah!”
Clearing his throat in false seriousness, Alex went back to
his previous position, wiping a few tears of amusement away. Dennis was still
pouting. The laptop’s screen had turned dark.
“Really, you idiot, you can’t even order takeout? You’d die
without me around, wouldn’t you?” Alex said in feigned frustration. The fond
smile on his face betrayed his emotions, however.
Dennis stopped pouting as he sat up straighter and chirped
back, “But you are around, and that’s
the point!”
Alex sighed and shook his head in exasperation, but he couldn’t
help the wide grin that mirrored Dennis’s that stretched across his face.
Grunting, Alex stood up, and walked out of the bedroom
talking over his shoulder, “Come on, you must hungry, huh, you fool?”
Dennis’s face lit up in excitement and he quickly shut his
laptop before running down the hallway cheering, “Yay! Alex, you rock!”
Smug cackling echoed through the apartment as warm yellow
lights began to turn on one by one, and the home filled with life.
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